Daddy, what is a COUPLE?'

Boy

"A little girl asks her father, 'What is SEX?' The father thinks, this is the day I tell my little princess everything about sex. He sits her down and explains sex, including sexual intercourse, conception, sperm, eggs, ovulation, menstruation, etc."
"Then the little girl asks, 'Daddy, what is a COUPLE?'


He explains that a couple is when two people are romantically involved and that it usually involves them having sex. Then, in his nervousness, he begins explaining in too much detail the different sexual positions. Finally, he cuts himself off and asks the little girl, 'Why do you want to know about a couple and sex?'


She replied, 'Mommy said that lunch will be ready in 'A COUPLE OF SECS.'"