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Dog 女:我要減肥操!
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吃韭菜壯陽
女:“喲,去買菜啊”
男:“是啊,買點韭菜,包餃子吃。”
女:“哎喲,真是絕種好男人啊!”
然後女對兒子說:“你這孩子也太不懂事了,見到叔叔也不打招呼!”
孩子:“叔叔,吃韭菜好,吃韭菜壯陽!”
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企鵝 :我們抗議!太高溫!是人類的禍!
Baby : 你哋唔好笑,我長大後會減肥啦!
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